Bite Me!, an original adventure story suitable for everyone, is a comedy centered around a group of centuries-old vampires living together in an ancient manor house in modern Britain. When three humans break in to the spooky mansion to try and save their friend who has been kidnapped by these neck-biting vampires, they discover a terrifying world unlike anything they’ve ever witnessed – 100 year old caged humans locked in underground dungeons, vicious werewolves roaming the corridors like pet Labradors, spine-chilling séances which unearth spirits from the dead and a narcissistic vampire who’s obsessed with taking selfies.

This adventurous production will be performed to a public audience on 7th December 2019 on location inside the atmospheric St Dunstan’s church.

​WARNING: This production contains some mild adult humour. Bring children at your own discretion. The humour can be likened to that of the Carry On films and The Two Ronnies.

​NOTE: A version of Bite Me! is also going to be performed by our Junior Show Cast on Saturday 14th December 2019 at Gateacre School.